All right, we're going to get right to the phones.

I just want to pass along a stat because I don't want to say something

and then you guys think it's disrespectful of the opponent.

That's not how I'm playing.

But why I said the Guardians can't keep doing what they're doing,

in their last 15 games, fellas, 15.

Do you know how many times they've allowed more than two runs?

I believe once.

Twice.

There's pitching, there's elite pitching, and then there's Planet Nebula.

So, again, they outplayed you in every way.

Better at bats, better defense, better timely hitting. And frankly,

their best two players were a lot better than your best two. But that's a voodoo like you.

There is also some symmetry, by the way. How inexplicable what you were doing was last year is

almost as inexplicable as your very collapse in what's being done to you.

Let's get to the people.

We start out right from the top.

Jake, 971.

Jake, what's going on?

Hey, Mike.

Hey, Rico.

Hey, Jake.

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