What was your I was the only one to get away story?

Loads of people at a pub in my town that was notorious for not ideaing, so I had loads of

underage people in their drinking. It was their busiest night of the year and the police

raided it. Most people ran out the back and some hopped the fence. The rest tried to hide

in the toilets. I just sat there drinking as the police came through the pub, pulling everyone out of the toilets and back inside, ideeing them all and taking names and

addresses. The people who had jumped the fence decided to stand on the corner just outside to

wait for their friends who hadn't been so lucky, they thought. Next thing they knew, the police had

come outside and started IDing everyone stood on the corner like they had inside. Myself and two friends. One of age, the other, like me, not yet 18,

had just sat there through the entire instant, drinking our pints and joking on with some of the better-natured cops.

They didn't bother ideaing anyone who hadn't run, so I was one of the very few friends who got away with it, Scott Free.

This is beautiful.

My best friend from college used to say, if you act like you own the place, you own the

place.

We used to do crazy stuff and no one would say a thing, because we acted like nothing was wrong.

I was gambling in Vegas on a Friday with a friend's bachelor party coming up the next day. Playing blackjack, mostly just

killing time waiting for dinner, but the table was on fire. It was a full table shortly after I sat down.

I played a couple of hours and the table was all up on money, anywhere from $50,000 to $800. The

800 was me. Everyone else was literally up at least 10 grand. It's about 20 minutes before I'm

supposed to meet up with someone, so I call it and head back to my room so I can shower and

change for the night. Head out for dinner and have a good night. The next morning my buddies call me

down to the lobby to meet up. As I get down there, out of sheer coincidence, they're talking to the

dealer that was at the table when I left. She says,

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