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Am I the Genius?

What's your Craziest "YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON" Story?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What's the most significant you just messed with the wrong person?

0:04.0

Moment you've witnessed or experienced.

0:07.0

I stopped in Reno overnight while moving across the country.

0:10.0

Had everything I own in a little beater I bought for the trip.

0:14.0

All night I'm keeping an eye on the parking lot.

0:16.0

There's a cop car in the lot.

0:18.0

Sure enough, late that night, I see a shady guy walking slowly along the line

0:22.4

of parked cars, scoping them out. To my surprise, he decides the cop car is the one he wants to

0:27.9

break into. So he takes off his shirt, wraps it around his arm, and starts hitting the window with

0:33.2

his forearm. I call the front desk and let them know what's going on. The lady says she's calling the

0:38.5

cops. I tell her it's a cop car he's trying to break into and ask if there's a cop staying in the hotel.

0:44.8

She says that she'll check. About 30 seconds later, a very angry man in his boxers thunders out of his

0:51.5

room and tackles the dude. He messed with the wrong person.

0:55.9

Why of all the cars would he decide that the cop car was the one to break into? That just sounds like

1:01.6

a bad plan from the start. My father recently told me a story about this jerk who he works with

1:07.7

driving trucks for different distributors. They have no smoking areas because

1:11.5

of food productions and things like that, but this jerk decided to smoke there anyway, putting his

1:16.6

butts out in a styrofoam cup. Anyway, after a while, his truck was loaded and he decided to just

1:22.4

throw the cup out the window after getting his truck. When a man walked past and asked him calmly to pick up the

1:28.6

cup and put it in the bin, to which this intellectual giant of a driver says,

1:33.4

If it's so important, why don't you put it in the bin? Before driving off, without making much

1:38.9

of a reaction, he picked it up, walked to the bin, then makes his way back inside. When my father gets back to the

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