Reddit.

What's your best?

No time to explain.

Let's go.

I'll start.

Happen back when I was 16 to 17, was hanging late one night at an out-of-the-way basketball

court with three of my very attractive female friends.

We were just shooting some hoops and talking when someone suggested a game of strip basketball.

The three girls wanted to be on a team together,

so they told me I could go choose anyone I wanted for my second.

Naturally, I bolted from my high school's basketball team captain's house,

pounded on his door at 10 p.m., sweating and out of breath,

and said, no time to explain, let's go.

I didn't know him very well, and he had no reason to go with

me, but we were both happy he did. The girls weren't happy with my choice, but they kept their word,

and we got a nice show. Your turn. A few years back, my brother pulled out to my house with a paintball

gun and told me to get in. He hands me the gun

and says, you'll know when to shoot. We go on a short drive to a corner where some kids began

to egg his truck. I knew when to shoot. My archaeology crew and I were stuck in La Paz,

Bolivia because of civil unrest that cut the roads leading to our dig site. We have been hanging

out in La Paz for two weeks,

trying to stay as warm as possible,

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