British gas have this thing. We call it home care. We'll fix all sorts and its unlimited repairs.

Expert engineers will solve the upset of boilers not boilering or taps that won't wet.

Electrics playing tricks or a pipe that's broke. We're there for everyone. Even blue furry folk.

Your home won't feel booby-trapped.

It'll feel just like new.

British gas taking care of things and looking after you.

T's and C supply, excess options available per repair.

Do you know that sound?

That is the sound of me knocking on an iconic plastic tower of beef.

Clones, not all beef jerky is the same. Old trappers, old-fashioned terriaki, hot and spicy,

and peppered all coming in four-ounce bags so you can sample different flavors and find the best one for you.

Ask for Old Trapper by name because no other jerky compare us, O Trapper, what is your beef?

I know some of you tune in only for the beef segment.

Literally.

Actually.

I know this.

I've seen people say it.

Well, there's a good reason for it.

It's a great segment.

If you haven't done this before, if there's something bothering you, something you want to get off your chest, if you have a beef with somebody or something, just call the program and let it rip. Because of my pals at old trapper, we're able to do this once a week. All right, let's start with the phones. And if you're writing in beefs, you're not wasting your time.

I will get there.

I promise, but I want to start with the phones.

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