I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

Paddy Power.

Valid on selected leagues and markets only.

Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelawrware. Dot all. Let's get it. I love this segment. Clones, as you know by now, but I'm going to tell you again anyway.

Not all beef turkey is the same old trapper as original old-fashioned.

Terriaki, hot and spicy, and peppered all come in four-ounce bags. So you can sample different flavors to find the best one for you. Ask for Old Trapper by name because no other turkey compares. Old Trapper, what's your beef? Don't be a bag. Just know they come in four-ounce bags. All right, let's get it. So call with a beef if you're new to it. This is the one time of week. You can beef about anything you want. Anything. It doesn't even have to be sports. Just make sure it's tight. Get in, get out. State your beef. Keep moving. I want to get as many in as I possibly can,

but it can be about anything you want. Anything. Anything. Except those two or three things that are not allowed that you already know about. Also, write them in. If you want to go to the X with a beef, hit me up at Jim Rome. If you want to email me a beef, email it to roam at have a take.com.

I'll let this go as long as it. the beef, hit me up at Jim Rome. If you want to email me a beef, email it to roam at have a take.com.

I'll let this go as long as it's good, if you know what I mean? Like if it justifies a second

segment, we'll do a second segment. If we're totally whack after one segment, we'll go back to the

program. There, there are your ground rules. Have fun with it. You know where I'm starting.

It's become a beef tradition. Charleston, Miles, my guy, what's your beef?

Hey, Rome, I got a beef with front-running degenerate scumbagged Philly fan. You know, when things

are going well around,

they're out spreading their manure everywhere,

all over the place.

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