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We're going to flip that over.

Okay, I'll flip this.

This is Gus.

Meg. Ryan. And Gus. We should really not do that in that order, huh? Why? Then we say Meg Ryan every time. Switch. Swap. I'll be like the Mad Hatter. Change places. Change places. Let's go. So, do you all miss me? Terribly.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

It all went off the rails.

You never, whenever we have an achievement and her takeover on the patch podcast. Oh, I was it. You guys. We were all out. Yes. Yeah. Everyone abandoned me. My social media feeds become a, Gus is going to be mad. Don't watch this episode, Gus. I'd like to say that I had some of the most amazing ad reads ever.

Oh, really?

Yeah, man.

Those were, I should have got an Oscar for that. Did the sponsors choose not to sponsor us for this week because of your ad reads last week? That's my favorite Oscar category, honestly, is ad reads. Ad it isn't one yet. The ad segue should be the real Oscar category.

That's the hard part.

We'll give ourselves an award at the end of the year for that. That should be like when we do patch favorites. Dude, I took it from, uh, segue. I took it from Matt Bragg into Dollar Shave Club. Look, that was a good one, right? Yeah. And then I think I tied you into the trunk club.

I'm pretty good.

You tied him into the trunk. Well, I mean, it's...

It sounds very kidnapping. I think I tied you into the trunk club. I'm pretty good.

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