I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I was introduced to a comedian that was named George Carlin.

And that name might not ring a bell for you, but what you need

to know is that George Carlin has been considered one of the most important and influential

comedians of all times. He passed away back in 2008. But if you're familiar with comedian Bo Burnham,

Bo Burnham would say that George Carlin is one of his heroes,

and he considers George Carlin a revolutionary.

And one of the things that really caused the world to fall in love with George Carlin

is simply the fact that he was willing to say things that no one else was willing to say.

And so what I want to do is I want to read for you what George Carlin said

regarding believing in God, because I believe that he is articulating what so many people

think and feel when they look out into this world and see what life is like in it.

Now, I need you to know what I'm about to read includes a few cuss words, and so I've

taken the liberty to replace each cuss word with the word puppy.

George Carlin said this about believing in God. He said, I want you to know when it

comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there

is a God who created each one of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much and keeps a

close eye on things.

I really tried to believe that, but I got to tell you, the longer you live, the more you look

around, the more you realize something is puppied up.

Something is wrong here.

War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the is

escapades.

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