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Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back on the couch catching up on everything from Invisalign lisps and New York City overstimulation to brutal hangovers, Disney adult magic, and the chaos of spring in the city. the girls get real about adjusting to life in New York, how constant noise and overstimulation can weirdly become comforting, and why moving there can feel like both a dream and a nightmare. Jaz shares her unexpectedly perfect Disney World trip filled with lucky girl syndrome, short lines, and peach Dole Whip obsession & so much more!
the conversation then turns to summer plans, honeymoon arrangements, and major life updates. Halley gives an exciting update on her almost-finished house renovation, from accidentally walking on freshly stained floors to debating the perfect dog-proof couch color, while Jaz talks about finally settling into her own nearly completed home. the girls discuss their goals for the summer: learning how to park a boat, becoming gardening girls, getting snatched, making good content, and embracing a more zen lifestyle. they also debate summer destinations, from Greece to the Amalfi Coast, while weighing beach clubs, shopping, and FOMO over missing Hamptons weekends with friends.
of course, they wrap things up with the unhinged takes you know and love so much: online dating discourse, TikTok debates, and their girls trip to Tokyo and Seoul. from whether dads should bring daughters into women’s restrooms, to why dating apps may have ruined modern romance, but can still work if you grind hard enough, the girls share brutally honest opinions on love, dating, and the realities of meeting someone on Hinge. plus, they assign roles to their upcoming Asia travel crew, talk trying new foods in Japan, head spa dreams, and all the excitement (and anxiety) of traveling across the world with six girls.
Timestamps
3:30 - Living in NYC
8:43 - Jaz’s recent travels & updates
13:32 - The sleepover
26:55 - Summer goals
29:15 - Tokyo and Seoul
40:04 - Online dating
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. If I still have a Lisp. |
| 0:19.1 | Oh, you're Invisaline? Yeah, I was really feeling insecure yesterday when we were shooting our Amazon show. |
| 0:24.3 | Like, it's, well, also I'm like, I've had these trays in for over a week at this point. I would think I would get used to it, but I still. I think it's going to take longer than a week to get used to it overall. No, but every time, it's not like you just get used to it because then when you get the new tray, you start the lisp over again, worse because you'd adjust it in your mouth. |
| 0:41.0 | I think also it's because I have these giant ass bump things. They're called like ramps or |
| 0:44.9 | something on the back of mine. But anyway, so I do apologize, but I'm like, I really got to just |
| 0:50.0 | keep the minute. You do. If I have a slight lisp, I am sorry, but yeah, yesterday when I was |
| 0:54.3 | reading some of that, of course, it was called like, spring, summer sale, and I was like literally |
| 0:58.5 | like, it's so funny because normally, like, we have a teleprompter for our Amazon show. You guys |
| 1:03.0 | didn't know. And it's worth the hype out every single, every single Thursday or Wednesday. |
| 1:07.7 | Actually, I have no idea when it's out. It came out Monday because we had to travel. Yeah. But it's out every week on Amazon Live. But what I was going to say is there's a teleprompter. There's certain things we read each time. And normally, Hallie like crushes reading and like I struggle a little bit because we both know that I have some difficulty speaking. And like yesterday I was like, well, like, I kind of crushed it once. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.7 | And like you're playing. |
| 1:30.6 | And I'm saying that moment doesn't happen. |
| 1:46.0 | So we kind of like, roll was a verse. But I was just listening to how clear your voice sound when you read it. And I was like, like, I don't know. That in itself, rare. I think, I don't think, I don't think your voice doesn't, sometimes you just trip up over words depending. |
| 2:01.6 | I feel like you also get in your head about it too. I do. And then I get like really stressed out and anxious and then I get embarrassed and it's like a whole like dark path. Yeah. But I will say if you go to beginning episodes of this podcast versus now like I am much, much different. Definitely. Like I like, get too comfortable sometimes where I don't enunciate. |
| 2:18.0 | But overall, like, I am so much better. And a big part of that is due to my medication. That's great. And the whole breathing aspect. Yeah, I'm sure. Which is honestly so nice because now that it's spring, summer, whatever you want to call it, normally I'm like so. Holy spring. Fully spring. Okay, but you know what I mean For like two months out from something |
| 2:19.3 | I don't even know when this episode comes out |
| 2:20.6 | Either one But normally I'm like so big. Fully spring. Okay, but you know what I mean. For like two months |
| 2:18.9 | out from. I don't even know when this episode comes out. Either way. Okay. The point is, besides the point, |
| 2:24.5 | the point is, is normally like I'm really struggling. So it's so nice that it's like another year |
| 2:30.0 | where I'm just like doing okay this time of you. Normally it's like my worst fucking nightmare because I have allergies all year round, but it's like really bad during spring. And it's so nice to be able to breathe in and like smell the pee on the streets of New York City and all the trash. Yeah. Like I really didn't understand like a few years ago. We were like, oh, New York smells so bad. I'm like, what do you mean? And then when I got my shots and I was like, oh, my God, I smells like, oh, my God, it |
| 2:53.1 | smells like, shit. |
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