What are the strangest things you've overheard while chauffeuring the rich?

Billy Bob Thornton was doing radio press for a movie about to come out, meaning he had to stop

by six or seven radio stations for interviews. He wanted to have a cigarette in the vehicle on the

way to the next interview, but I had to let him know that our company has a no smoking policy

in our vehicles. He asked me to call the owner to make an exception,

but the owner said no, and it's a $250 cleaning fee if he smoked in the vehicle. He asked to stop

by a bank. Came out and handed me $5 grand in cash and said,

Here's for the whole goddamn pack. He smoked in the car for the rest of the trip. Later, I got

up the nerve to ask him if that's the most expensive pack of cigarettes he'd

ever smoked.

All he said was, not even close.

Never explained it further.

I think about him often.

Picked up a wedding party, bride, bridesmaid and bride's boyfriend who was paying for the

wedding.

They had a magnum of champagne and we drove around

for quite some time while they snorted white snow in the back. They were using rolled-up 50s and 20s,

then tossing them to me in the front seat as tip money. I dutifully brushed off each bill and added

them to my wallet, pretending not to know what was going on. The couple argued off and on about

showing up to the wedding.

Apparently, she felt weird about getting married, and he was trying to convince her it was a good

idea. Finally dropped them off at the church, and he slipped me a matchbook with his name and number

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