What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?

The Two Pints Podcast!

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Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Strap yourself in dear listener because on this week’s Swift Half we delve into our Internet search history. You won’t be surprised to hear that some VERY interesting things come up!

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0:00.0	Hi there. I'm off this week.
0:04.6	Apparently we're more productive at work after a good holiday.
0:12.1	So I'm counting this Caribbean rum distillery tour as professional development.
0:22.4	Yours calling.
0:24.2	Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.
0:29.0	Atul protected.
0:30.1	Play final one standing by William Hill.
0:32.3	It's free to play with a new league kicking off every Premier League match week.
0:36.2	Enter and make your first pick before the start of the first round, then pick a new team before each following round. You can only pick each team once, and if you're the final one standing, then the jackpot is yours. Final one standing by William Hill, football's ultimate elimination game. 18 plus runs EPL season, one active league at a time on less prize 100,000 pounds or more. Minimum prize 1,000 prizes vary in a price of public losing.
0:55.5	Price split and four losing the same hour. Pay within 48 hours online, full teasingse at Williamhill.com. Play responsibly. Seriously, if people looked at my search history because of this podcast, I'd be in trouble. Yeah, it's because of the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the weirdest thing?
1:14.2	Welcome to Yeah, it's because of the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the weirdest thing?
1:16.3	Welcome to Two Pikes with Will and Ralph.
1:17.8	A swift half.
1:19.0	Yes, a little swift half.
1:19.6	A little swift half.
1:20.8	We'll get straight.
1:21.5	Just to wet your whistle.
1:23.1	Yeah, little whittler.
1:24.3	A little sniffter. A little cheeky one.
1:25.4	Yeah.
1:26.2	Okay, so listen to a question. Here we go. What's a good one? What we got? What we got? Some of the questions from the listeners? Josh Kniezel? Josh Knessel, 1996. This is quite a surreal one. If a brain fart had a smell, what would it smell like? What the f- what what who comes up with that kind of question?
1:47.2	It's quite clever. You have brain farts all the time. Well mine wouldn't smell of much. They fucking would.
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