What's the STUPIDEST REASON you got Woken up for?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 4 April 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What was the stupidest reason you got woken up for? |
| 0:03.6 | When I was a teenager, my much younger brother woke me up from a nap saying, |
| 0:07.9 | Mom said don't wake up. |
| 0:09.6 | Another job well done. |
| 0:11.8 | Did you ever get the... |
| 0:13.1 | Guys, be quiet. Mom said to let him sleep longer. |
| 0:16.3 | Right outside your door? |
| 0:17.7 | This is why wars happen. |
| 0:20.2 | You mean why eight-year-olds are tasked across ponds and skipped like rocks? |
| 0:25.4 | Abnoxiously loud, buzz and shriek of a national weather service warning to my cell phone |
| 0:30.2 | at 3 a.m. telling me that in about an hour, it was going to be raining in a county |
| 0:34.6 | 60 miles away. |
| 0:36.1 | I figured out how to turn off that crap |
| 0:37.8 | permanently. False positives generated by humans are unacceptable. One time I got a tornado |
| 0:43.6 | warning. In November, I live near L.A. Did you die? |
| 0:49.3 | My daughter always wakes up in the middle of the night, but it's not a quiet wake-up. |
| 0:53.8 | She's six. She screams at the top of the night. But it's not a quiet wake-up. She's six. |
| 0:55.0 | She screams at the top of her lungs. |
| 0:57.3 | Dad! |
| 0:58.7 | What? |
| 0:59.9 | I can't sleep. |
| 1:01.5 | Me neither. |
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