What's the STUPIDEST REASON you got Woken up for?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7 • 643 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0	What was the stupidest reason you got woken up for?
0:03.6	When I was a teenager, my much younger brother woke me up from a nap saying,
0:07.9	Mom said don't wake up.
0:09.6	Another job well done.
0:11.8	Did you ever get the...
0:13.1	Guys, be quiet. Mom said to let him sleep longer.
0:16.3	Right outside your door?
0:17.7	This is why wars happen.
0:20.2	You mean why eight-year-olds are tasked across ponds and skipped like rocks?
0:25.4	Abnoxiously loud, buzz and shriek of a national weather service warning to my cell phone
0:30.2	at 3 a.m. telling me that in about an hour, it was going to be raining in a county
0:34.6	60 miles away.
0:36.1	I figured out how to turn off that crap
0:37.8	permanently. False positives generated by humans are unacceptable. One time I got a tornado
0:43.6	warning. In November, I live near L.A. Did you die?
0:49.3	My daughter always wakes up in the middle of the night, but it's not a quiet wake-up.
0:53.8	She's six. She screams at the top of the night. But it's not a quiet wake-up. She's six.
0:55.0	She screams at the top of her lungs.
0:57.3	Dad!
0:58.7	What?
0:59.9	I can't sleep.
1:01.5	Me neither.
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