What's the strangest reason you've ever heard someone expelled from school for?

My friend was suspended because he was being panced continuously one day.

After the fourth or fifth time, everyone realized he was just pulling down his own shorts

quickly in the hall between classes.

When I was in junior high, we had a large hurricane, Hurricane Gloria, which hit our town.

And due to electricity being out, trees on the road, flooding had a large hurricane, Hurricane Gloria, which hit our town.

And due to electricity being out, trees on the road, flooding, among other things, we were

off school for two weeks.

My vacation was two weeks plus a day, since I was sent home, not expelled, for wearing a

homemade shirt that said, I was blown by Gloria on my first day back.

You're a frickin' champ.

My daughter had a shirt from a store called Master's Bait and Tackle.

Only one teacher got it.

It was the last semester and she had all of her credits,

so she really wanted to get suspended.

A couple got caught having done the deed in the stairwell,

on the stairs in front of the camera,

on one of the only cameras in the school that actually worked. I don't know how it worked in your

school, but there was a designated stairwell for this at mine. There was little foot traffic,

no cameras, and plenty of used protection on the floors. It was a really gross stairwell.

We had two kids a few years ago who were caught doing the deed on school grounds.

Nothing really that abnormal except they did it on the school oval in the early hours of the morning and were supposedly caught by the school priest.

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