What's the last horrifying discovery you made while snooping around?

Yesterday, my roommate ditched out of state right before rent is due.

So naturally, I'm curious how he left his room and whatnot.

Got more than I bargained for, room is a disaster, beer bottles and food all over,

but the thing that got me most was his,

ahem, adult toy for his butt, and huge pile of

used tissues. If I ever seem again, I might just go to prison for what I do. I was around seven

or eight, snooping in on my mom and dad's closet. I found a file with some papers, including my

birth certificate. It had my sister's name as my mum, and for dad,

it said unknown. So that was my first indication I was being raised by my grandparents. Yeah,

that was a crappy day. What did that do to your relationship with your sister mom? It really messed

it up, in my opinion. I was too young for this kind of revelation, and didn't have the maturity

or knowledge to properly process it. I was eight years old and felt like everyone who mattered

to me had lied to me. I felt like it was a mean joke that everyone was in on but me. As my

brother, uncle, told me years later, I became a very angry child after that and acted out

quite a lot. I'm still in contact with my biomum, but we really don't have much of a relationship.

But that's all good.

My mum lost her phone, so while at their house, I fished out my dad's old iPhone 4 and charged it up so she could activate it and use it while waiting for her replacement.

The phone was a few years old, so I decided to look

through the pictures for fun, and because I'm a freaking snoop. I stumbled upon a very undressed

photo of my dad, a freaking mirror selfie, Jesus freaking Christ, dad, and immediately threw the phone to

my mum in disgust. My mum's face turned white and said, this picture definitely wasn't for me. And that's how I accidentally exposed my dad's

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