What's the NASTIEST example of Personal Hygiene you've SEEN or SMELLED?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 22 February 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's the grossest example of personal hygiene that you've ever seen or smelled? |
| 0:05.5 | I used to work retail, and one day we had this woman come into the store who had not showered for months. |
| 0:10.7 | She stunk the whole store up from just walking around. |
| 0:13.8 | We had to ask her to leave due to hygiene. |
| 0:16.0 | I'll never forget that stench. |
| 0:17.4 | It was like low tide and a dead body had been sitting around for a month. When I worked at |
| 0:22.2 | a lingerie store, one of my first nights when I was still being supervised, a couple came in. |
| 0:27.0 | The man was scraggly and a bit dirty looking, and the woman looked very clean. But there was a |
| 0:31.5 | smell, a fishy smell, and my bus and I both assumed it was coming from the man. So we let the |
| 0:36.7 | woman try on a couple of sets. |
| 0:38.6 | Oh my God, we were wrong. We were so wrong. We had to air out the dressing room and steam clean the |
| 0:43.9 | lingerie. It was awful. I have a girlfriend who thought it was normal for guys to have |
| 0:50.4 | dingleberries. Poor girl was going down on a guy with matted poop fur down there. |
| 0:56.4 | Okay, this one out of all of them made me audibly gasp. What the frick! I had to Google |
| 1:02.2 | dingleberries. Oh, what the frick. I'm sitting in my living room by myself yelling out loud |
| 1:08.8 | at this one. I work in an ER in a low-income area. There was |
| 1:13.7 | this one that I'll never forget. She was a mid-40s, obese hoarder who had decided it wasn't |
| 1:18.7 | worth the effort to get out of her recliner for two weeks straight. She had a fridge within reach, |
| 1:23.3 | so she wasn't hungry, but was producing feces and urine the entire time without getting up to use the restroom or clean herself. |
| 1:30.3 | You could smell her down the hall with the door closed and her behind was literally rotting away with pressure sores down to her bones. |
| 1:36.9 | Oh, but how can you stand that? |
| 1:39.8 | Probably nerve damage and she'd slowly desensitized herself to being in that situation by building up behavior. |
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