What’s the Most UNHINGED Thing You’ve Caught on Surveillance Footage?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 13 December 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's the most unhinged thing you've caught on surveillance footage? |
| 0:04.0 | I had a game camera out once, and a neighbour would just walk through my property any time. |
| 0:09.0 | I didn't care, the place is just pretty big and there's no back fence, |
| 0:12.0 | but I kept having sheep go missing, so I set out a camera. |
| 0:16.0 | The camera caught my neighbour walking by, and then, like 30 seconds later, |
| 0:19.0 | a frickin' mountain lion walked by it |
| 0:21.6 | stalking him. It apparently never attacked as he was fine, but he had no idea how close he |
| 0:27.4 | was to that thing. I used to work overnights at a hotel and would monitor the security cameras. |
| 0:33.7 | They'd detect motion, and a little indicator would blink when motion was, well, detected. |
| 0:38.6 | Anyways, it always gave me the creeps when I'd hear the elevator ding. |
| 0:42.1 | I'd run out to the lobby to greet the guest to make sure they didn't need something or whatever, |
| 0:46.2 | and nobody would get off the elevator. |
| 0:48.0 | I'd watch the tapes and see the motion indicator blinking on a floor, |
| 0:51.4 | then see the elevator open on that floor, |
| 0:53.6 | then see the elevator open on the ground floor, and the motion indicator blink on a floor, then see the elevator open on that floor, then see the elevator open on the |
| 0:55.8 | ground floor, and the motion indicator blink on the camera down the hall. It gave me the hebe-jeebies. |
| 1:02.0 | Also, one time I was in my office in the middle of the night, and it sounded like somebody banged |
| 1:06.3 | on the door with the side of their fist, just one single slam. You can see me reacting to it on the video. |
| 1:12.9 | My head whipped around to face the door where the sound came from, then immediately whipped |
| 1:16.5 | around to stare at the camera to see who the frick was outside my door. There was nobody there, |
| 1:21.3 | and none of the motion sensors had picked up anything. Not fun finishing the rest of that shift. |
| 1:26.6 | I was house sitting in a huge house and set up a |
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