What is the most pathetic way someone has tried to assert dominance over you?

I always feel like the guys who refuse to make room for you when walking by in the other direction are trying to assert their dominance and make themselves feel like hot crap.

I never understood why people do that.

I figured out the best way to handle this when I was in college and the sidewalks were narrow.

Just stop walking and stand still.

Now they're the only ones walking and have to go out of their way to avoid you instead of

them expecting you to move. He tried to drink water faster than me. No one drinks water

faster than me. No one drinks a tall glass of water like Gaston. Worked as a lifeguard at a summer camp

years ago. During safety training, we had to do a missing person's search, which required all

available staff to join hands and walk from the beach to the water as far as we could, while feeling

with our feet for the missing swimmer. During training, there was a sandbag we had to find.

The guy next to me kept insisting on holding mine in a certain way because I will take the upper hand in this situation, said at me while staring down. Whatever, dude, we're theoretically

looking for a drowned child right now. Earlier this year, my boss asked me to do something,

and then leaned over me and said,

You are going to do it.

He was like literally leaning over me because he was six foot eight.

Dude acted like a cliche high school bully from an 80s movie and was like 40 years old,

so I assume he was at some point.

Anyways, he quit.

I used to 10 bar in Milwaukee, and there's nothing that triggers

bros more than seeing someone drinking something that they personally don't like. I can't

tell you how many arguments began with some guy, always unsolicited or unprovoked, mind you,

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