What is the STRANGEST THING about the UK, as an Outsider?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 7 February 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's the strangest thing about the UK as an outsider? |
| 0:04.3 | Saying, whey, when someone falls over, or drops a glass. |
| 0:09.7 | People apologising when passing in front of you at the supermarket. |
| 0:13.3 | Feels good, though. |
| 0:14.3 | I'm in the UK from Canada. |
| 0:16.0 | I can't imagine anywhere not apologising any time you mildly inconvenience another person. |
| 0:22.0 | UK here, but my American ex seemed to surprise that while, let's go for a pint after work, |
| 0:27.2 | in the US meant, let's go get a drink and then head home. Here in the UK, it's more like, |
| 0:32.0 | let's go get smashed after work. Apparently, you really mean that crap when you say one drink. |
| 0:38.7 | I was going to deny that, |
| 0:43.2 | but it's actually kind of true. I live in New York and when a friend says, want to grab a beer, |
| 0:47.9 | it means three to four beers at the most. If we're looking to get sassed, we always just say, |
| 0:53.7 | you want to drink tonight? This would be a convo with my other half. Me? Babe, moth out. Her? |
| 0:58.5 | Out, yeah. Not out, out. Yeah, babe. Just out. All right, see you soon. For context, out being a pub or a mate's house for a few, and out out being clubs, or a 12-hour bender or |
| 1:05.7 | whatnot. Putting an X at the end of their text messages. I didn't even realize this was a UK thing. I thought everyone did it. |
| 1:13.7 | Important to note, the levels of affection the amount of kisses provided indicates. |
| 1:18.0 | X is a casual acquaintance. Two X's, a friend. Three X's, definitely shagging and or in love. |
| 1:24.7 | Four X's, anything more than three X's, puts you firmly in the psychopath spectrum, |
| 1:29.3 | in my opinion. There's a guy I work with, and his wife sends about 20 X's after every single message, |
| 1:35.5 | even if it's just like a sentence long. Something's going wrong there. Yeah, the meanings of one or two |
| 1:40.8 | are a bit fluid, but if you go for three, that's definitely a leap beyond |
| 1:44.2 | basic friendship and courtesy. |
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