What’s the "MOST GENIUS STRATEGIC MOVE" You’ve Ever Seen Someone Do?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 4 September 2023
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| 0:00.0 | What's the most genius 4D chess strategic move you've seen someone execute at work or in life? |
| 0:07.3 | In my youth, I posted at a bustling Dragon Ball Z message board. One year on April Fools, I was |
| 0:13.2 | messaged by a particularly popular poster that he would like help pranking the board. A particularly |
| 0:18.4 | tasteless joke, he was going to have his girlfriend post that he was |
| 0:21.6 | involved in a car accident. To help sell the lie, he wanted me to play devastated and to attack |
| 0:27.1 | anyone who dared imply such a thing could be a prank, as I would be the only one who knew the |
| 0:31.7 | truth. But here's the rub. He told everyone, about 80 people, that the accident was fake, and that each of us was the only person in on it. |
| 0:40.5 | And he told each person to react in a particular way, designed to put them in conflict with the other people he had told to act in a particular way. |
| 0:47.6 | I was told to be devastated. Someone else was told to call bullcrap. |
| 0:51.4 | Someone else else was told that they were glad he's hurt. |
| 0:55.2 | Someone else was told to say they were donating money for his recovery, etc. He just sat back and watched the board |
| 1:00.4 | eat itself. It was pretty funny. We spread the word that we were all going to skip the last |
| 1:06.2 | half of the day by leaving out the doors at the disused extreme ends of the school that they usually had |
| 1:11.2 | difficulty monitoring. One of the NHS officers had a brother who was a fireman, whose chief was a bit |
| 1:16.2 | of a safety and regulation stickler. Sure enough, we get to school that day, and the doors at the |
| 1:21.4 | extreme ends of the building are chained shut. NHS guy calls his brother at lunch. This was prior |
| 1:26.9 | to cell phones, so you had to wait to use a |
| 1:29.0 | pay phone, and reports a fire hazard, locked fire exit doors. Result, fire chief himself shows up and |
| 1:36.2 | orders the high school evacuated while he does a top-to-bottom inspection of the whole building. |
| 1:41.4 | Adding insult to injury, a huge bunch of seniors took off during the evacuation. |
| 1:46.4 | One of my co-workers at a previous job hated our boss. Guy was a suck-up to hire management, |
| 1:52.4 | made our lives a living hell by not communicating actual requirements, etc, until it was too late, |
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