What's the most bull-crap-sounding alibi a cop got that actually turned out to be true?

Cop here got a call of a domestic dispute that sounded very heated and a lot of banging was heard.

Get to the scene and I can hear someone yelling and swearing and brawling. It does not sound good at all.

Guy answers the door, shirt off and angry, but seems bewildered as to why the police have been

called. He told me he was building IKEA furniture. That sounded like the most bull crap thing ever.

But we enter and see that there's new IKEA furniture half set up and no one else's home.

Color me surprised. And no, I didn't help assemble the furniture. No one should assemble

IKEA stuff while armed. I was driving with my fiancé and we went through a roadblock where

they checked registration and, oh crap, we get to the cops and they ask for hours. I'm sitting

in the passenger seat. I open up the glove box and right there is a clear unmarked baggie filled to the

brim with catnip. I completely forgot that it was there and I just froze. Wide-eyed, I turned to

look at the cop shining his light through my open window and he's frozen too. Just staring at this

baggie with this look on his face like, really? I just started immediately professing, oh my God, I swear to God this is catnip, you can take it and smell it or test it or whatever, like I swear. And at this point, it's just so ridiculous that I start cracking up. And the cop takes it and reasonably deduces that I'm telling the truth, and he starts laughing and calls his partner over, and tells her what happened,

and they both just cackled away for a minute and sent us on our way.

During a search of a person, I pulled out a bag of sticky dark substance consistent with smack.

The subject had multiple substance priors and is a known heavy smack user. He immediately tells us

it's burnt sugar sugar and he's angry

someone sold it to him. Long story short, when I tested the substance, it did not test positive.

Former Marra Chelsea here. Look it up, it's a Dutch thing. Police, but also kind of military?

We also had jurisdiction over the American soldiers stationed here. One day we got called over to a possible

domestic dispute. We arrived at the house and the guy opened wearing only underwear. He told us he and

his wife were role-playing. Of course, we didn't trust this and we asked to see his wife. After denying

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