What's the longest word in the English language?

Shakespeare had to go at it with honorific abilitude in a tautipus,

which, depending on whom you ask,

either means the state of being loaded with honors,

or is an anagram, declaring that Francis Bacon

and not the barred of Avon really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

But that work, a mere 27 letters,

doesn't stretch nearly long enough to count

as the longest word in the English language.

Of course, determining the longest word

is a bit of a mug's game.

What even qualifies as English

can differ in different contexts.

Shakespeare's word was spoken by a clown

in Love's Labor's Lost,

and it obviously comes from Latin.

Listen to this clip of the scene.

Oh, they have lived long on the arms, basket, woods.

My marvel, they must rather not eatin' deeper word.

They might not so long by the edges,

honorific abilitude in a tautipus.

That was easier, swallow them flat dragon.

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