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Net Positive with John Crist

What's The Joke?

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9931 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus,  defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Being alive is hard (9:26)John gets caught (17:45)Protestor of the week (43:36)Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)Fan emails (1:20:43)Things we don't care about (1:40:32)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositiveGOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comMiracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Transcript

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0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net. It's a positive Tour dates coming up ladies and gentlemen we're in September we are headed to

0:28.4

Oklahoma City Tulsa Wichita Springfield this is a middle America tour Tulsa, Wichita, Springfield.

0:33.2

This is a Middle America tour right there.

0:36.6

They were headed up to Canada.

0:37.6

We're going to Ottawa, Peter Burrow, London, Ontario,

0:41.8

and then in the month of September, wow, we'd laugh at that, dude,

0:47.1

unbelievable.

0:48.1

You're such a good reader.

0:49.1

Myrtle Beach and Roanoke, Virginia. And then October, we're making a run

0:54.4

through the old town, baby, Greensboro, North Carolina,

0:57.3

where he used to play tennis.

0:58.7

Atlanta, Georgia at a second show, I believe,

1:01.7

coming up soon near the Fox Theater.

1:04.3

Birmingham Alabama at a second show in a second.

1:08.2

Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Springfield, Illinois, and Evansville, Indiana.

1:12.7

Math Capital, I shouldn't say that in the promotion.

1:16.6

And then November, December, we out here,

1:18.0

come see us, ladies and gentlemen, this week's episode brought to you by AG1, baby, you geared up today right now you can see I have already had mine today right now I've

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