Hey, it's me American Bad-Bass Janet Varnie, and you're listening to Voyage to the Stars.

This is a sci-fi comedy told through improvisation. What does that mean?

Well, we have a framework to guide the story, but all the dialogue is completely improvised, so sit

back and enjoy this unique voyage to the Stars. The Oh, Boyage to the Stars.

to the Stars. Captain's Log, 662, I be lying if I didn't tell you, I think every morning about our home, filled with the people I love.

All I can hope for is to get us back there as soon as possible, but

while we make that journey, should we encounter any other civilizations,

I hope that we can in part some of the wonderful

philosophies and knowledge that we've learned in our advanced society, that is, Earth.

I was just curious about the political makeup of the planet Earth.

You know, you speak so fondly of it, but usually in general terms, like a beautiful blue dot.

Yes.

Since my memory banks are corrupted, I don't know if I've told anyone that yet, but I'm wondering

if I can rebuild my database by getting information from you all about what Earth is like.

Well, of course, I'll tell you right now, sorry.

As a captain, it's my duty to be informed on a lot of the social goings on on Earth, which I am.

I don't know that that's actually one of your duties.

Okay.

As a scribed, probably not.

Our Earth is beautiful.

We, uh, you know know almost 75 years ago unified

into one government and you know I'm not the biggest fan of the one government.

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