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It's been very interesting. And, you know, I feel like we should win some type of an educational

award, really. I agree. So this subject line says, I just tested positive for high risk HPV.

Cute. I don't have any. I know, honestly, I feel likebv was really hot for a while i haven't even

heard about it i had i have a friend that had had to get beyond a coposcopy oh okay but that's yeah

i haven't heard it definitely lessened maybe because of the vaccine i don't know or just everyone

was like nah we have other stuff we don't care about yeah hi kne and Christina. I've been listening to your podcast for several months now. Welcome, uh, since stumbling upon it. And that's the way we like people to find it. Um, and I love it. My husband and I often listen together. I think you're doing important work by empowering and educating people and doing your part to destigmatize sex, which is such a healthy and normal part of life. I'm saying. I've been listening to your podcast from the beginning. Oh my God. What a journey. So I am still way behind. I'm sorry if this is a topic you've already covered on the show, but I'm writing because I'm going through something so common, but people don't ever talk about it. And see, yeah, this makes sense that you feel like people don't ever talk about it because you're at the beginning of the podcast. But then I think at this point, like it is definitely a common joke, at least within stand-up comedy, that everyone has HPV is like a common joke comedians will make. So I think like maybe that's why people aren't even talking about it anymore because they're just like, who cares, you know? Oh, it's like you got a booger in your nose. Yeah. I'm a 33-year-old female and a slightly younger coworker recently revealed that she had HPV in the past, but that her body cleared it on its own. At the time when she told me this, I felt grateful to have dodged a bullet since I've

been in a monogamous relationship for 14 years and had never had an STI that I knew of.

Uh-oh. Until now, I've only had five partners in my lifetime and I've always been a serial

monogamous, which I think may have backfired because I eventually stopped using condoms in all

my relationships except the first one.

That makes sense.

Little did I know just a few weeks after my coworker told me about her previous diagnosis,

I would go for my routine pap smear and test positive for a high risk strain of HPV.

High risk, in this case, meaning, could develop into cervical cancer.

I got the email shortly after arriving at work today that said my PAP test results were ready.

There currently are no lesions or abnormalities on my cervix, but this is the first time I've tested positive for HPV.

Crazy.

The results became available immediately, so I saw them before the doctor put in her notes.

It was around 4 o'clock,

so I was freaking out thinking she probably wouldn't even see it until tomorrow. But she ended up

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