What's the single dumbest thing that it's come out of yours or someone else's mouth?

206-803 rock.

Yeah, I dropped the ball.

Hello, Zach!

Welcome to the Midroom.

Boom, bitches.

Boom!

Boom! Oh, I thought I have a quick one real fast.

When I was like a real, real young kid.

My dad asked me how to spell of and yeah I was astonished.

Anyways when I was like 17 I got my first reading ticket and afterwards I don't know I think too much time had passed

I didn't send it in time and so I was trying to find like a phone number for the court someone to get a hold of and talked to about it.

I couldn't find it, so I called 911 and asked, they had the phone number for the court and the lady wasn't very impressed with me.

Yeah, there's probably a better way to get that number than 911. That's an emergency line.

So that's not an emergency. I believe 4-1 would be information.

Right.

The 4-1-1 even still exist.

That's why you need operator still.

Man, I used to hit the operator.

Not all the time, but if you needed anything.

Like, hey, hello, the operator, I need the number for David, jiffy lube that's local.

We need to start teaching the other numbers. Teach the non-emergency line.

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