What's the dumbest thing a criminal has done or said to a cop?

I read a theft suspect her Miranda rights, to which she stated in a recorded interview,

I'm invoking my right to silence and a lawyer because I stole a lot of crap and I don't want to incriminate myself.

I stopped someone who was in the area of a load of theft from motor vehicles.

After a bit of questioning, I carried out a search and found numerous wallets, phones and other things.

He claimed that all of the cards were his, all 13 different identities.

To be fair, he stuck to his story.

He carried it all the way to court, going not guilty.

Okay then, Mr. Jones, you're under arrest for 12 counts of theft. Mr. Fletcher,

you're also under arrest for 12 counts of theft. Mrs. Rodriguez, you're under arrest for 12 counts

of theft. Stopped a lady for speeding 15 miles per hour over the speed limit. I asked what her

reason could be for going so fast. She said,

I live here. You can't give me a speeding ticket. I live just down the street. I live here.

This is unbelievable. I live here. So my personal favorite was when a bloke on a motorbike

swerved in front of our squad car and crashed. We hopped out, picked the bike up off him. It was

pinning his leg and asked, you're all right, mate. To which he replied, of course I car and crashed. We hopped out, picked the bike up off him, it was pinning his leg, and

asked, you all right, mate? To which he replied, of course I'm all right, what do you mean? Well,

you just fell off your bike, mate. No, I didn't. He just kept insisting that there was no way he could

have crashed, and it must have been someone else. I called the cops and my roommate in college because she tried to attack me and she wouldn't

cooperate with the cops, so she got cuffed and was screaming about how she was going to beat

me good. They were like, yeah, you're going to beat her good? And she was agreeing. In court

later, the judge asked her, So you think it's okay to beat someone good if they turn your TV off

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