And now it's time for Who Smarted.

Pse, hey, Smarty Pants, I'm so glad you can join me on such a beautiful day.

I decided to visit my local botanical gardens, and I am seriously enjoying all the nature around me.

Between all the different flowers and trees and cool plants, I mean, this place has everything.

There's rose bushes, sunflowers, hydrangeas,

and, um, uh, is that stringy little weed growing between the cracks and the pavement? How'd that get here?

Ah, clever little weeds find all sorts of ways of making their presence known. Uh, they do?

Indubitably.

I would know.

I'm Bartholomew Butchwood,

professor of plants, pants, and philosophy

at a highly reputable online university.

I see.

And did you say you teach plants, pants, and philosophy?

Why, yes, it's the three big peas.

Plants being my favorite, of course.

Okay.

Is that why you're conveniently hanging out here in the botanical gardens?

Convenient, indeed.

And I couldn't help over here you sneering at that little weed

as if it weren't as beautiful as all the other flowers and plants on display.

Uh, that's because weeds aren't beautiful. They're, well, they're weeds.

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