What's the craziest thing that happened in a party during your high school and college years?

I saw a 140-pound French-Canadian terrace sink out of a wall, run outside and smash it to pieces against a tree.

By the time we'd woken up the next morning, he'd already gone to Home Depot, brought a new sink, and installed it in the bathroom.

French at night, Canadian by day. First

they're sour, then they're sweet. One of my friends and I were at a house party. She drank

eight shots of tequila one right after the other and then proceeded to do the deed, bear back,

up the butt, on the front lawn while everyone watched. Not one of her finest moments. She's a Mormon now,

apparently. We had a pet raccoon for two days, long party, who would hang out with us. We thought he

was a nice furry guy, but then he betrayed us. We were pretty drunk. He left, came back with

friends, looted our house. I don't want to be anti-racoon, but it's hard for me to trust

them now. If you read this, Fritz, reconsider. Come back and we'll start over. Sly Cooper strikes

again. Hey, don't be Raccoonist, dude. I got drunk off my butt and wandered off to McDonald's,

which was like a mile off campus. I don't remember even leaving,

but I got a call a week later from the McDonald's saying I didn't get the job because I didn't go to the

interview. I guess in my drunken state, I got there and realized I had no money, so I must have sat there

and applied for a job. Didn't remember a thing. They called to ask if I wanted to reschedule,

but my reaction was,

What the frick are you talking about? So they kindly informed me that they didn't need my assistance.

The dude must have thought I was an idiot. I should have explained that better. That's probably

how most people start working at McDonald's. It's a contract bound in blood. Their own blood.

Got busted by a police helicopter while drinking at the lake.

Spotlighted us and yelled at us over a bullhorn to stay while six officers, complete with two K-9 units, came down to where we were, gathered everybody up, walked us to where we

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