What's the BEST WAY Someone has asked you out?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 27 June 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What is the best way someone has asked you out? |
| 0:03.3 | A group of friends and I had gone to trivia at the campus bar, and after a few drinks and |
| 0:07.9 | some great laughs, it was time to head home. |
| 0:10.2 | There was a guy that I'd been hanging out with, but nothing too serious. |
| 0:13.2 | So he walked me home, and as we got to his place, he stops and starts acting a bit odd. |
| 0:18.1 | He finally says, so, um, I've never really done this before, but, um, |
| 0:22.7 | do you want to go out sometime? Obviously, I was mostly excited and asked what he had in mind. |
| 0:27.9 | His response was pure gold. Oh, I don't know, I haven't thought that far ahead yet, and that was the |
| 0:33.3 | end. I told him to tell me when and where, and that I would most definitely be there. We ended up going |
| 0:38.2 | to a nice place in the downtown area and went for a long walk by the river. I can't really complain. |
| 0:44.3 | I once got asked out on MySpace by some girl who said, I'm friends with someone who used to |
| 0:49.0 | babysit your younger brother. She had seen me in a metal club and asked her friend about me |
| 0:53.3 | because he said he knew me. She stalked me for a while club and asked her friend about me because he said he knew me. |
| 0:54.7 | She stalked me for a while before sending that message. I found out later she was going to the |
| 0:58.9 | club loads more often to see if I went. I was 16 and single, so I was totally up for it. |
| 1:04.2 | Dated for a year or so, things were crazy as heck, and we broke up in a fit of rage, which resulted in her and her friend cornering me in her |
| 1:11.4 | flat while they both screamed at me, and I grabbed a fire extinguisher and sprayed it in her face, |
| 1:16.2 | jumped out of the second floor balcony of the building and ran for the hills. |
| 1:20.5 | I work at a little popcorn stand once a week. Every week this cute, attractive, funny, witty |
| 1:25.9 | man came in to buy popcorn and flirt with me. |
| 1:28.9 | Every week, he left a lottery ticket in the tip jar with his phone number on it. |
| 1:33.0 | One time he got up the courage to say, |
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