What's the best question someone asked in life skills class?

During student teaching, I heard a question a kid had asked.

The kid raised his hand and asked,

So, if the mom were to have chest cancer, would her milk still be safe for the baby to drink?

The teacher thought it was a very out-of-the-box question, but unique, and praised the kid for thinking of it.

I think they said their response

was something along the lines of, the mom probably wouldn't be in any shape to breastfeed.

So the kid says, oh, okay, so could the baby still drink milk out of the dad's pee? The teacher

had to turn around to avoid losing it in front of the kid.

If you, like, came on a table, would it move?

He was trying to ask if the sperm moved around in the seminal fluid, but had some poor choice

of words.

Wait, that's not how you check for mimics?

If I keep letting him pee on me, will I get pregnant?

Best day of my entire schooling career ever.

When I was in sixth grade, we had something called FLE. I think it stood for family life education or something that was pretty much

just a life skills class. It wasn't co-ed, so all of us, 11 and 12 year old guys were being taught

by a homeroom teacher and the computer teacher. They gave us index cards to

write questions down, and someone asked, How do whales do the deed? The teachers thought it was

funny, but they didn't answer. And after a few minutes, I guess someone asked again, because

comp teacher asks, okay, what's up with you guys and whales? I mean, now I kind of want to know

what's up with whales.

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