What's the best or worst thing a garbage collector found in the trash?

Oh boy, my time to shine. I've been working at a waste transfer station, I guess we'd call it a

garbage dump, for many years. The worst I've seen, just garbage, not counting stuff brought to

the hazmat department, was a freezer stuffed with skinned, rotting, headless deer

carcasses. We nearly called the cops before we realized it wasn't human. Also a lot of used syringes,

the worst being a tie between a porcupine couch, and the lady who literally handed me a paper

bag full of syringes she had found during a park cleanup. There was also the large

container of old crystallized Pycric acid. We had to call in the bomb squad to deal with that one.

Some of the best were a high-end laptop in perfect condition except for a tiny crack on the LCD panel.

Easy DIY repair that took 40 bucks and five minutes. that thing would have cost one and a half grand

brand new. Also enough brand new furniture to literally furnish my whole apartment, as well as a high-end

military-grade inflatable boat, brand new. And then some of the weird things. A first-generation

platelet counting machine complete with weird tubes of bright green liquid and mercury.

When I was prepping it for hazmat disposal, I had to call the company that bought the company

that made it for some info. They never digitized the records, but the oldest repair tech

still working was super excited because he remembered servicing them 50 years ago. And a coffin.

Nobody, just a coffin. Couldn't see anything

wrong with it either. There were also buckets of testes from a ranch that had been sitting

out in the summer heat for a week. It smelled so bad that my co-worker blew chunks, and that's

not even the weirdest part. The weird part is the guys wanted their bucket back. Like, do you know how bad it has to

smell to make a garbage collector throw up, and they wanted them back? There was also a $10,000

duffel bag. A lady came in super upset because earlier she threw out said duffel bag, and she

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