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Getting Better with Jonathan Van Ness

What’s the Astrology for 2026?

Getting Better with Jonathan Van Ness

Sony Music

Self-improvement, Society & Culture, Comedy, Education

4.921.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

2026 will be BIG astrologically speaking… Discover how astrology is shaping the year's biggest shifts, both personally and globally, with renowned astrologer Aliza Kelly. From planetary movements to understanding your unique birth chart, explore practical ways astrology can guide you through 2026's transformative energies. Aliza Kelly is a renowned celebrity astrologer, author, columnist, and host of the podcast, AstroloTea! Catch Aliza in LA at The Elysian on May 14th, and in NYC at Joe’s Pub on July 14th.  Wanna see JVN on stage? Get tix to the Hot & Healed Comedy Tour here.  Full Getting Better Video Episodes now available on YouTube.  Follow Aliza Kelly on Instagram @alizakelly Follow us on Instagram @gettingbetterwithjvn  Follow Jonathan on Instagram @jvn Executive Producer, Chris McClure Producer, Editor & Engineer is Nathanael McClure Production support from Chad Hall Our theme music is also composed by Nathanael McClure. Check out the JVN Patreon for exclusive BTS content, extra interviews, and much much more - check it out here: www.patreon.com/jvn  Curious about bringing your brand to life on the show? Email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, Better Babes. Welcome back to Getting Better. Back by Popular Demand is one of our most popular

0:05.8

guest from 2025, one of our most downloaded episodes. It's none other than Alisa Kelly and we

0:11.1

are diving deep into astrology. How we can use astrology to understand ourselves and each other better.

0:16.4

Elisa is such a brilliant astrologer and brilliant person. I love her so much and I'm so excited

0:20.7

she's back. So let's dive in to how we can understand astrology better in 26. Elisa, welcome back to getting better. How are you? I'm so good. I'm so happy to be back. Queen, we are so happy you're back. You? I have to say, I think I've been doing this podcast for over 10 years, hundreds and hundreds of

0:39.1

episodes. You impacted me in such a way and you have stayed with me in such a way and we are so

0:44.7

happy you're back, although I do have to tell you. I was telling my mom about that thing about like

0:49.4

2012 and like that house that comes like every 12 years because when I was talking about 2024 and

0:53.5

then you're like, well, what makes you wonder

0:54.7

about 2012? So 2036, I was like, mom, we have to save up for like a per newvo thing. We need to put you in a mattress room and we're not leaving the house. Like so my mom and I for 2036 are prepared. We're doing a mattress padded house bubble. We're going to be bubble people. and we're just going to ride through 2036.

1:12.9

That's exactly how you're going to be bubble people. And we're just going to ride through 2036.

1:12.9

That's exactly how you're supposed to use astrology. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing it right.

1:16.6

Yeah. Like if you know your dog gets hungry at four o'clock, at 345, you're like, oh, I better

1:22.4

hustle down there. Yes. Right? Like, you know it. I'm getting my panic room ready. It's Jupiter in Gemini is what the transit is for you to have on your radar. Okay. Because it's a long, yeah, it's a long time away now. But also you notice so crazy too, like sidebar, my mom's birthday is the day after mine and she was born obviously in the same city like as me. So I and she's obviously giving, you know know, like, Aries. So I took for our 2036,

1:45.6

we just had to be very careful.

1:46.8

Yeah.

1:47.3

Yeah.

1:47.5

Wait, do you know the rest of her chart? Have we talked about that? Should we? Well, she was born in like, well, we know that. Did you, did you, did you, I don't think, I don't think we did. We did Mark.

1:57.0

You did Mark, but did we do my mom?

1:58.8

Don't get Mary on.

1:59.5

I'm, I may.

2:01.0

If you can't, hold it close.

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