Friend of mine, I say a friend of mine, no, it wasn't a friend, was he? I was a, I was a, a boy at my school turned up to a disco, wearing a Puma T-shirt, two-stripe, Adidas, jogging bottoms. Yeah. And shiny school shoes. And this is the song that followed him throughout the whole of school.

It was to the, it was to the, it was to the tune of, um, uh, let me entertain you.

Right. Robbie Williams. Right. And it just became a thing. Whenever, whenever we saw it, we just went,

Pumet two strapped, shan shoes, people two strap, shan shoes, pew bit too strap, shan shoes, Pumato, shrap, shan we just went, you two strapped shiny shoes,

two strapped, shining shoes, few two strapped, shiny shoes. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

That is good. He didn't know we did that, so it was, it was sort of bullying, but it wasn't,

there wasn't really a victim. Yeah, wow, because he never knew. Because he didn't know. He didn't know. And the thing is, he was ginger and we could have gone after that and we didn't. Exactly. So, in a way, you were sort of inoculating him against worse stuff. Exactly. Yeah. Joe and James. Joe and James. Joe and James James Joe and James Facts up again

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I shouldn't have drank a big gulp of beer.

Yeah, do you want me to do it? I'm more than capable. Okay, fine, it's fine. I just, I can, I don't mind. I mean, I said, I just shouted I'm more than capable. You're going to, I'm more than capable. I'm, all I'm doing is proving that I'm not.

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