Are you ready?

Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins.

We just become best friends.

Yep.

Making sense of it all.

Now I get it.

And having some fun.

Lighten up, Francis.

This is the Markley, Van Camp, and Robbins show.

All right, let's do it. The Markley Van Camp and Robin Show. Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, Scott Robbins. You, man. I'm not losing my voice. That's your imagination. What happened? Yeah. I'm not. See, it's your imagination. I'm trying to tell you. Yeah, he's fine. All good. All right. There's a lot to get to. Don Lemon could be in serious trouble.

That's hilarious. Yeah.

But let's start in Portland. Yeah. A terrible story to learn about this morning. Two Portland police officers were shot last night.

They were called out for a report about a suspicious person.

They found the guy, and he opened fire on them.

The officers are in stable condition.

The cops are still looking for the shooter, though.

And so in a late-night press conference, police chief Bob Day had this to say about the two officers that were shot.

It's saddens me that we even have to qualify these remarks, because I understand,

or at least have attempted to understand through your voices, your concern, your fear, your anger.

Oh, David, I think he had the wrong clip there.

That's my mistake.

That's not him talking about two police officers who were shot.

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