What's Oprah Hiding?: Thursday, September 19th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Zach Bryan apologizes for 'drunkenly' tweeting that Kanye West is better than Taylor Swift (Page Six) (27:58) Hayden Panettiere sparks concern with 'uncomfortable' and 'sad' interview (Page Six) (40:15) Oprah Winfrey bought back rights to Apple documentary about her to stop its release (Page Six) (46:46) Ellen DeGeneres Talks Being "Kicked Out Of Show Business" In Trailer For Netflix Stand-Up Special 'For Your Approval' (Deadline) (54:40) Saturday Night Live announces season 50 hosts and musical guests (Entertainment Weekly) (1:01:00) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean In The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.
0:06.0	Oh my God, it's just now sort of settling in the latter half of the week energy.
0:09.0	L.H. levels are high.
0:11.0	L.H. levels are high, correct.
0:15.0	Happy Thursday, L. Turd. Oh, happy Thursday to you and yours.
0:20.0	Thank you so much. I am sitting on the world-renowned Hemroyed pillow.
0:25.2	Did you get the one that I have?
0:26.5	Yeah, I shopped your affiliate links, so you're welcome for the women in business.
0:30.7	For the retirement fund. I do feel like a four-year-old
0:34.3	in a booster seat at a restaurant.
0:35.8	I know, I know, and let me tell you.
0:37.5	I do feel like the eight-year-old driving her mother's car
0:40.0	to target.
0:40.6	1,000 percent, but let me tell you tell you like the benefits so outweigh because let me tell you this thing
0:46.6	when I'm wearing black pants on the toast I'll let you tell me let me tell you
0:50.9	When I'm wearing black pants on the toast and then I have this black pillow I look like I have the fattest ass like wide and like sort of like I'm melting into the couch
1:00.3	understood not good however I'm wearing a skirt and then my pillow is gray, my chair is cream,
1:09.0	like I might just look like a mess, like you'll know where start an end but you're it's not going to be pretty.
1:14.8	Now we have a Gargy Part G episode it's Thursday it's like that day between Wednesday and Friday is how a lot of people would describe Thursday and it also is a day where we just can kind of relax and unclench.
1:25.8	Wednesdays are really busy here at the toast with your toasters.
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