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It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a lot of people don't realize that playing dead can help not only with bears but also at work meetings on bad dates

whenever someone brings a politics at a party I might even try it during this

segment what's on your mind where we go around the room and find out what each member

the morning show is thinking about unless the Grim Reaper has other ideas for you.

And today we're going to start with the biggest update, the guy who just took his first international trip ever.

Jose, what's on your mind?

Well, I'm so excited.

Jeff just took away my thunder.

I went on my first international trip. Hey, I've never heard that before. I have no idea. And it was great. I had an awesome time, but on the way home it got a little weird. On the way home? I'm at the airport. You went to Amsterdam, by the way, in case anybody didn't know. And I go through normal security. Turns out pretty good, No issues. Then I go through customs. Again, totally fine. We get through. So now I'm at the gate and I got my boarding pass ready to get on the plane. What could go wrong at this point? Nothing! And then all of a sudden three security guards come up to me. What? And they're like, hello sir, you have been randomly selected for security.

And I'm like, oh, fun. At the gate? At the gate, which is weird. I've already gone through customs and everything. So I go, okay, no problem. I have nothing to hide. Yeah. He immediately has to start rubbing me down with like a cloth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You guys know. Like, explosive residues or something. Exactly. So he's like, put your hands up and he tests my belt.

And he's like, puts it in the machine and he's like, sir, this has come up positive for explosives. What? And I'm like, what? And he's like, it's okay. We just have to do more thorough testing. I need you to take off your sweater, take off your shoes. Yeah, and hand over the bomb.

Right? So he tests my shoes. He swabs it, puts it in the machine. Sir, your shoes have

come back positive for explosives as well. I'm like, no, they hadn't. That's impossible. Did you

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