It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and I don't know about you, but gravity is constantly

trying to take my pants off.

I'm like, whoa, gravity.

The pump the brakes, maybe by me dinner first.

Could we at least chat for a second like we do on this segment?

What's on your mind? Where we go around the room sharing what we've all been thinking about lately as gravity tugs on our drawers trying to get us naked. I'm literally pulling my pants up. I don't know why. Gravity doesn't like that. We're going to start with Brooke. Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, my daughter and her friends are writing a play, which... Writing a play? Dang. They've been working on it for weeks. I haven't heard much about it, and so I picked her up from her friend's house, and I'm like, so how's the play? You know, tell me about it. And she's like, well, there is a character based on you. Oh, no. What? Which character? And I am like, oh, what? She's like, yeah, I'm actually playing her. I don't like me. Oh, she's playing her mom. That's cute. I thought this was the sweetest thing. And I'm like, well, what does she like? And she's like, oh, she's like the cringiest mom that ever existed.

She, like, she says the word, like, slay all the time.

And she uses, like, no cap, which she shouldn't.

She's super non-judgmental, not competitive in any way, shape, or form.

She's like, everyone, all the other characters are super embarrassed.

I was like, well, when do I get to see it?

Because I'm still kind of proud.

Yeah.

I said, I bet you'll slay at that.

Oh, no.

I wonder how it's going to end for the character in the play.

I'll keep you updated.

Yeah. If the character involves to be cool at some point, I don't know. Sell tickets to this. Listeners will want to buy. I want to see to play a bro. Or she just remains annoying in the entire time. That's why I want to see it. Jose, what's been on your mind? on your mind. Well, I was at a hockey game recently.

No. And I'm going to use the restroom. And the game I go to, I got these really cool fancy seats. Like you, every game. This was the fancy seats I ever got. But anyway, I go in and in this middle of the game, and I have the whole bathroom to myself. And within a few minutes, my door is locked, but I hear a fan walk in, and then I see a hand. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's like, yank. Trying to open your door. Trying to open the door. And there's two other stalls. And they're all open. And then he goes, yank, doesn't work. Yank, yank! What? Yank until it pops open.

What?

You're not even saying anything to him? Like, I know. It happened quick. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sitting down. Right. Oh, yeah. And he busted open and he goes, oh, oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm so sorry. And he is wasted. It makes sense now.

It's all good.

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