What about that green stuff from Nickelodeon?

Yeah, the slime.

I've never been slimed.

Kind of wish that would have happened, but that ship is sailed.

Nobody's sliming an old, 50-year-old man, all right?

We're not doing it just to do it.

It would have been cool to have happened back in the day.

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I'm still sour, man, that I wasn't your best man at your wet. When will you start mentally, like, getting ready for the race?

Can you not tell I'm mentally ready?

Travis has some dumb ideas, but I agree with him on this one.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Doesn't sound like you know what you're talking about.

You haven't scratched the surface yet, no, boy.

I mean, what the f*** do you want? I just think the last few laps.

It was just like stop every time.

You're picky.

This ain't walking in and have it your way, motherfucker.

All right?

This ain't Burger King.

Travis is like,

fucking wrapped us up.

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