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And today we're looking at Liam Razini's 23 game spell at Chelsea to figure out what went wrong and what comes next.

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We're talking transfers and so much more. Stick with us. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, it's Taylor Rockwell. What are you doing here, Taylor? Nice to see you. I am contemplating if any manager will ever make it more than like three months at this point. It seems like that's the Premier League era we live in. I feel like it's all inspired by George Costanza from Seinfeld, quibbling over whether he worked at a company for four days or 14 days. That feels like what Liam Rossignor is going to be doing with the rest of his LinkedIn resume from now on. Well, he might not need LinkedIn with that payoff he's got for Chelsea Chelsea to be fair. There is that.

Yeah, very good. Although I've heard that they have provisions in place. We're jumping right in. They have provisions in place for like, if we do stack you early, maybe we don't have to pay you everything. So maybe he will need LinkedIn sooner rather than later. Maybe he will. For the soul, if anything. Graham Rathven, hello. How are you? I'm good, Ryan Bailey. Taylor, just very quickly off what you were saying there. Duncan Alexander, who is Oyley Sailor on Twitter, who works for the Athletic, used to work for Opta. He had an excellent fact yesterday after the dismissal of Liam Ruis, and that fact is there have been more managerial departures in the Premier

League this season than direct free-kick goals. What a league. Which is remarkable. In 26, right?

Not in 26. It's this year, which is still remarkable that there's, yeah, because it's not

the full season of managerial departures. It's just this year. So, still a light for light comparison.

Did he put like a single word at the end of his fact, like tumultuous, period? Or was there something like that? That's the opt-of-way, as far as I can tell. Oily, yeah. Period. Hello, Joe Lowry, by the way. How are you? Were you dismayed that the handle oily sailor was taken when you went to Twitter originally?

I mean, back in the day, I used to be Joe In Cleats. Were you dismayed that the handle oily sailor was taken when you went to Twitter originally?

I mean, back in the day, I used to be Joe in Cleats.

I know how much Graham loves Cleats, so then I changed my name completely because of Graham and for no other reason.

And I was trying to get oily whatever it was.

And I couldn't get oily anything, which, you know, shock me, really.

On the Taylor's front about talking about how I wonder if we're going to get a manager that lasts any length of time, I was thinking the opposite. I mean, Rosenier had a nice long run at it compared to some of the other moves we've seen so far this year. I think Chelsea were very reasonable in how they went about this. I think they gave him all the time they possibly could have. And I think the next person they get will save him. And yes, this is opposite day. But Beulsa standards, he did

get some time. Was it Bielsa and Lazia was like seven hours? So, you know, his dad, I think,

was sacked. Leroyle, Resignor was sacked after, I think, 10 minutes as Torque United manager after they

went into administration. So by that standard, that's generational progression right there. Turkey, Turkey United, did you say? Torquay. Tokey. Yeah, okay. I'd say you to try and spell it, Joe. T-U-R-K-E-Y. Nailed it. An idiot. There's a Q-A-N-A.

Wow.

They called you an idiot, Taylor.

Did you hear that?

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