What is up, Hotties?

Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot.

I'm Blading Kirk,

and as always by my two favorite co-hosts of all time, Matthew Spon Hour,

and Theo Ash, we've got a great episode plan for you all today,

and it's brought to you by our good friends over at Fandul. If you're doing any sort of sports betting, DFS, this NFL season, make sure that's where you're getting it done. Or this NBA season, because the NBA is underway. And it's, Matt, has it been a good NBA season so far, would you say? I think so. I've had a lot of fun watching. How are the Hornets doing? They're fine. I mean, they're still injured as always, so. I've been happy about Khan being great, though, and Cockbrenner being good. I watched the Cavs last night, Bladen, and they're... How were the Cavs? I think they're okay, but their court yesterday was bright orange and their uniforms were also bright orange.

And I just couldn't see the players really on the court and it all looked like a creamsicle.

But Donovan Mitchell was hooping as he always is.

Love to see it.

Love to see it.

Today we're not talking about the NBA though. We're talking about Patrick Mahomes, the season that he's been having. Has it been MVP caliber? We've talked about him in those conversations before. Or is he having a little bit of a down year? We're going to talk about the Cowboys after they just chopped up the Raiders into little bitty pirate pieces and ate them for breakfast. And then we're going to talk about the Cincinnati Bengals. It's pretty clear they're not going to make the playoffs at this point. And they feel kind of directionless. What does their future look like? We've got the stay hot locks on the docket. We've got another fun little draft that Theo has cooked up for you guys. We'll do that at the very end.

But before we get into that, it's a great episode plan.

Matt, Theo, how are you guys doing on this beautiful Wednesday?

It's a Tuesday evening.

We're recording a day early.

We are.

We are accommodating everybody's schedules.

I just burned my knuckle trying to get a pizza out of the oven.

Why'd you do that? Well, I just didn't want to put on a big old glove. I thought I could just

grab it. You have an oven bit, dude. You don't have an oven bit? You don't have an oven bit?

I don't know, man. Come on. That is the most... What happens when you bake something on a sheet? Like, the pizza is just a pizza. I don't... I don't ever do that. Okay. I'm just saying. I can't remember the last time I baked something on a sheet. That might be the most masculine thing I've ever heard is I don't own enough in it.

I don't think it's very man to burn your hands on the pan.

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