What's inside teeth?
Moment Of Um
Lemonada Media
4.4 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From the brains behind, brains on, this is Moment of Um. |
| 0:07.0 | Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, moment of um, comes to you from APM Studios. I'm Braxton Bramblebush, the third. |
| 0:18.8 | Um. |
| 0:22.4 | Why, hello there. |
| 0:27.6 | Braxton Bramblebush, the third, professional cover judger. |
| 0:30.5 | I judge books based on their covers. |
| 0:34.1 | A very lucrative and useful career. |
| 0:41.0 | Take this book, for example, Lord of the Flies. The cover has a bunch of trees on it. |
| 0:52.2 | Clearly, it's about a bunch of bugs in the forest. Yon! Pass. Or what about this one? Dune? This is obviously just a really long book about a big pile of sand. Pass. |
| 0:58.9 | Hold on a minute. Now this looks like a high quality book. User manual, diamond clean |
| 1:07.7 | electric toothbrush model AZ8, 912. |
| 1:12.9 | Whoa, simple black and white cover, tiny text, no fluff, I am sold. |
| 1:19.9 | When you're a professional cover judgeer like me, you have to be decisive. |
| 1:24.9 | You see the outside of something and you can immediately tell what's inside. |
| 1:29.0 | I judge bananas based on the spottingness of their peals, trees according to how rough |
| 1:35.2 | their bark is, and of course, pies, based on the flakiness of their crusts. But there's one |
| 1:43.3 | thing that has befuddled me, |
| 1:45.8 | Braxton Bramblebush, the third, professional cover, |
| 1:48.4 | judger, and that is teeth. |
| 1:51.8 | Teeth, ugh, what secrets do they hide? |
| 1:55.2 | What's inside of them? |
| 1:57.0 | Ever and I both want to know. |
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