The following podcast contains explicit language.

It's Friday, May 5th, 2017 from Slated's Digest on Mike Pasca.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Or as we call it here on the GIST, Happy Third Anniversary.

I take you back to 2014 a Heideglorious time,

a time when if you can believe it,

everyone with a pre-existing condition was covered by healthcare.

Wait, what?

Yeah, surveys show that some people binge the GIST a few months after they're recorded.

So who knows when you're listening to this,

what I just said may not be true.

The pre-existing conditions may be game on.

So back then, an asthmatic young teenager would get his inhaler

for less than $5,000 a month in premiums.

A pregnant woman who happened to be pregnant in Idaho

might not have to bear the cost of her healthcare,

whereas today, meaning a little bit in the future,

from 2017, if that Idaho woman's sister lived in California,

she'd probably be fine because their state

wouldn't opt out of the pre-existing coverage.

So what I'm going to predict will happen in the near future,

although if you're listening to it in the near future,

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