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WHAT'S COOKIN'? (JEFF EPISODE)

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4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jeff checks in as the ordering of boy band members by height continues with *NSYNC. Plus, reminiscing about Dane Cook's heyday, a review of Da 5 Bloods and a love letter to AMC theaters.

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0:00.0

I think it's disrespect. It's just the way we are.

0:08.4

That we latched on to it. Yeah. It's not disrespectful. We're recording and it's a Jeff episode.

0:31.2

Hey, what's up, fellas? Good seeing you guys. Jeff, Jeff. What's up? How's your life, Jeff?

0:40.6

Life is good. DJ, you are the answer to the trivia question of what was the last thing I did before COVID. And we went to a REBS game,

0:45.2

which seems like, you know, six years ago. But that was the last like thing I did. I'm doing well.

0:52.0

Impending fatherhood is moving along.

0:55.1

It is approaching. So I know you guys are uncles, but this will be the first, you know, the first child of brunch, I believe. I thought for a second there, when you said you guys are uncles, I thought you were just saying that we were going to be the uncles of your child. Right. I mean, you have godfathers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Fast track to Unclehood for you guys.

1:12.3

Hell yeah.

1:12.5

I'm doing well.

1:13.7

I'm doing well.

1:14.4

It's, uh, it's been weird, but I'm doing as well as I can.

1:17.4

Have you, uh, considered investing in a shirt that says Jeff the fatherhood yet yet?

1:22.5

Shit.

1:23.5

Oh, that's a great.

1:24.2

That's a great idea. All right, someone designed me a Jeff the fatherhood t-shirt and you guys should sell it and then I can like see people at concerts come up to me with my own face on it. That's such a good idea. Fuck yeah. That would be amazing. Jeff the fatherhood. I love it. I mean, that was kind of the idea to have like these like these t-shirts with your face on it that say Jeff on it out in the wild because there's nothing better than when you're wearing the Jeff shirt and someone asks you what it means. And you're not even being a wise ass when you say, oh, that's just my friend Jeff. I like him a lot. Yeah. No, I know. I love it. I mean, even just the plain brunch shirt, I get more compliments and more questions asked about a shirt that just says brunch than anything I've ever worn. It's great. So get your Jeff shirts, get your brunch shirts. And just like, it's a great conversation starter because like it's been so long since you've had conversations with people like take out delivery people

2:18.1

I'm like talking to them for like 10 minutes just having some human contact with people it's great oh yeah

2:22.8

it it's not too different I mean obviously there's a disease and a lot more people are dying

2:28.1

but it's not too like my experience is not too different from the 2012 NHL lockout where opportunities to speak to someone

2:38.8

were like a score like legitimately I don't go to Duncan Donuts now or anything but I would

2:43.3

definitely I would get coffee every day and I'd oh I'd be like hey could I have a I don't know like

2:49.0

a medium ice black or whatever and they'd give it to me I'd be like so what else could I have a, I don't know, like a medium ice black or whatever, and they'd give it to me, I'd be like, so what else?

2:47.6

What else you? Also, how are you? Yeah. No, I totally get it. I totally get it. Yeah, I got my haircut this week. And I'm not usually a, well, not to brag, because my hair looks great. It does look great. But thank you. It's fine, yeah.

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