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The promise that I issue to you is that by 1 o'clock today,

you will know more than you do now.

LBC 97.3 Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Four minutes after 12, this is LBC 97.3, and this is Mystery Out, my favourite part of the week,

not least because I just completely lost my rag towards the end of the last hour. I make no apology for that at all. You listen to someone describing his financial difficulties while working every day, every hour that God sends. And your response is, well, why did you have children then? Then I would literally, literally cross continents to avoid ever meeting you.

Absolutely unbelievable.

But I digress.

Thank you for your kind words of support.

I shall now take what I believe is known in common parlance as a chill pill.

Mystery Hour is your weekly opportunity to get an answer to the question that has had you befuddled or puzzled for the longest time.

It's the radio equivalent, if you will, of the newspaper columns where readers write in, why do we do this? What's the origin of that? Where does this come from? If you're new to this, if you're tuning in for the, in fact, allow me just a brief moment to thank you for tuning in for the first time. We've just put on this

programme, and indeed this radio station in general, tens of thousands of new listeners, putting us in

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