What's a SECRET your parents can NEVER know?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What is one secret your parents can never know? |
| 0:03.6 | I was brought up in a pretty religious home. |
| 0:06.1 | My family had me in theatre, choir, youth group, and all kinds of other extracurricular activities |
| 0:11.5 | to keep me out of trouble. |
| 0:13.8 | So they trusted me pretty well. |
| 0:15.7 | One night, I was about 15, my boyfriend at the time had come over to watch movies. |
| 0:20.3 | The stipulation was that we could |
| 0:21.6 | lay on the bed and watch the movie, but the door had to be open. After a while, my mum came in to check on |
| 0:27.1 | us, and everything was fine, so she thanked my boyfriend for being a gentleman and shut the door |
| 0:31.6 | on her way out. Immediately, as if the door shut had triggered some teenage hormone overload, |
| 0:37.0 | we started making out and |
| 0:38.4 | fooling around. He slid his hand up my shirt for a bit, but finally having some privacy, I soon |
| 0:43.8 | directed his hand to my netherbits. Yay, first, not self-stimulated, climax. We never got caught, |
| 0:50.8 | which was considered a major triumph, and we found ways after that to hook up |
| 0:54.4 | without my parents knowing. It wasn't until a few months later at my youth's purity ball. Yes, we |
| 1:00.1 | signed pledges and war rings to signify our abstinence for God and marriage, that my dad delivered |
| 1:05.5 | this humiliating speech. He told the congregation he was proud of the strong lady I had become, that regardless of |
| 1:12.4 | having a boyfriend, I stood up to teen peer pressure and hormones, and that he witnessed me |
| 1:17.3 | deflect an attempt at a moral behaviour while watching movies with my boyfriend one night. |
| 1:22.2 | Apparently the blinds had been open, and my bed faced them from in the house. He happened to be |
| 1:26.7 | walking in from the garage and caught a peek at me removing my boyfriend's hand from under my shirt. I was mortified, |
| 1:32.9 | the secret he must never know? The night I had my first climax? He thought I deflected my boyfriend |
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