I had a seat on a private jet that I didn't get the ride on.

He would get fake tits for $50,000.

Dude, me and Ben had a sick jet ski rip.

As long as you guys didn't go, like, watch the sunset or anything.

No, we did.

Don't be posting that buzz cutter.

You'll be getting drafted right away.

Not very often are you, like, sitting there thinking about the safety of our country. You can only hear out of your right side due to the cake? No, the cake isn't the right side. That was the unfortunate part about that whole ordeal. You still dealing with that? Yes, I have an infection on one side and I'm deaf on the other. You should have done the hydrogen peroxide thing. I've been pouring all kinds of shit in my ears. You were pouring that honey that CJ got in there. Well, you still have cake in here? No, I think I have like an infection from the cake that was in my hair. That's concerning, dude. That's happened two times now. Dude, he has a 50-50 shot of hitting the ear that doesn't matter and both times smacks it in the one that does.

Well, I think you could still get an infection in your other ear. But it wouldn't matter. It would still hurt. I don't think you'd want to run around with an infection in your ear. Yeah, it just feels like I have, like, liquid in it all the time. like it doesn't hurt that bad it just feels like it's half plugged i almost wonder if you should go to like

your throat nose doctor because they can flush it it doesn't hurt that bad it just feels like it's half plugged i almost wonder if you should go to

like a your throat nose doctor because they can flush that out or even just go to it like one time

i had to go to the emergency room when i was in high school because it got clogged full of wax i basically

ended up packing into the ear drum and i was deaf in that year wrote it out for like five days until i

missed my alarm because i couldn't hear then my mom was was like, all right, we're going to the ER. And then they just took a thing. It felt so good. It felt so good. I don't think it feels good. I've had it done before. It feels so icky. Same thing happened to me. Just a pro tip, you don't need to go to the ER unless it's like really hurting but yeah

you just squirt that in there and it's concerning the amount of unless you have the thing i guess if you

don't have the thing go there but like they got it's like quite a bit of quite a bit of pressure

well i think you know it kind of could go either way like i don't really like the feeling you do it's

probably like a colonoscopy.

Like some people hate it. You'd probably like that. I wouldn't. No, I'm not me. Spenny would love it, dude. Spenny's just catching strays sitting over there on the side. He's not here to defend himself. No, I, I, uh, I used to get ear aches all the time from swimming. like swimmer's ear you like don't swim now because of it, right? Well, I don't swim for many reasons, Ryan. But that's just one of them. Another pro tip, if you get water in your ear from swimming pour hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol. No, not hydrogen peroxide, rubbing alcohol. Oh, we use hydrogen peroxide. Oh, is there a difference? I don don't know brown the brown bottle no it wasn't the brown bottle it was a clear one no we use the brown bottle today or on let this weekend no we use the clear one it was brown i was it do it oh shit i might have been more drunk than i thought i don't know if i should have been doing that ryan holy shit that was my doctor I don't know if I should have done that to you.

Hydrogen peroxide in your ears okay.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

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