What Product PROMISED EVERYTHING... But It Crashed and Burned HARD?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | They promised that this product would change everything, but it crashed and burned hard. |
| 0:07.0 | Amazon's shopping buttons. They pushed really hard for those, and I never really saw the point. |
| 0:12.0 | They even originally announced them on April 1st. They said it wasn't an April 1st joke, |
| 0:16.3 | but I'm still skeptical. I saw plenty of social media posts from people saying, |
| 0:20.8 | hey, this is a joke, but I kind of want it. And I think Amazon's But I'm still skeptical. I saw plenty of social media posts from people saying, |
| 0:27.3 | Hey, this is a joke, but I kind of want it. And I think Amazon saw those and took a shot at making it a real product. |
| 0:31.2 | I bought one for toilet paper and put it in the cabinet where I keep spare rolls. |
| 0:35.4 | You take the last roll out and you press the button. It actually kind of worked. |
| 0:40.3 | Crystal Pepsi, New Coke, Orange Juice and Tooth-flavored Lays potato chips. And they even bought Crystal Pepsi back again a few years ago. The first bottle, |
| 0:46.4 | I loved. The second bottle, days later, I did not. I've never gotten tired of a soda so quickly |
| 0:52.4 | before. Not entirely relevant, but I liked the trend where everybody wanted the smallest cell phone possible. |
| 0:59.2 | For 20 years, cell phones got smaller and smaller, often being the main selling point of the phone. |
| 1:04.5 | Then all of a sudden, you could watch videos on your phone, and almost overnight the trend reversed to larger is better. |
| 1:11.5 | My friend, who studies medicine, had to, had to install Second Life about two years ago |
| 1:17.9 | for a class meeting. I don't get why they couldn't have used Skype, but okay. As a CS student, |
| 1:24.0 | I wondered what the frick Second Life was doing on all of the lab PCs? I thought it was some |
| 1:28.5 | kind of joke until people with PhD started talking about how great of a collaboration tool it was. |
| 1:34.2 | It wasn't. |
| 1:36.6 | McDonald's Pizza. While the issue here was time, the pizzas were actually a huge hit. The issue was |
| 1:43.0 | how long it took them to cook relative to everything else. |
| 1:46.2 | One person in a family orders a pizza, and everyone else has done eating before the pizza was |
| 1:50.4 | finished. |
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