What Pet Should Elliott Get?

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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It will be a long while before Elliott decides that he absolutely wants a Burnese Mountain Dog, but it's fun to brainstorm in the meantime. Do I also want a genetically tortured English bulldog? Kevin sure does! Let's discuss. Also, I've been watching Mrs. Davis, Kevin. Wild show. Wild, wild show. Only available on Peacock. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy I would also be down for that breed of dog known as bunny rabbits. So... let me know what you think, Kevin. Thump thump.

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0:00.0	Tell her to do it. She's going to be mad.
0:02.0	PG. PG. All right, I'll text her. Keep it PG. Keep it PG.
0:07.0	I can't be in the Bunny's room anymore.
0:09.0	I traumatized her.
0:11.0	Bad at you?
0:12.0	No, she's not still mad at me, but Elliot, you missed it.
0:15.0	I was talking last week on the podcast and the girl Bunny would not have it with me.
0:20.0	She was pissed.
0:22.0	Something like crazy. And in the podcast you can hear it
0:25.5	insanely loud I did not realize how loud you could hear it and the bunny like turned around and gave him the cold shoulder and wouldn't look at him.
0:36.0	Yeah, try giving you a finger.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	Don't feel like watching movies so I'll watch people guess them instead.
0:47.0	I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with you.
0:52.0	We're happening on like pet, the great pet debate right now.
0:58.0	Oh, as in do we get a new one or if we do get a new one what is it right yeah the latter the second one and
1:07.2	Grace is very much in the camp of a she loves her Bulldogs and so she's looking at like the English
1:15.2	Like a smaller one. Bulldog bulldog like a big like,
1:19.7	last night I was like these dogs are like bred for like their existence is inherently
1:25.8	abusive like they are a product of genetic tampering that should never have occurred.
1:33.0	Their bones don't fit.
1:35.0	Their bones don't fit.
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