What Our Vows Should Have Said
Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Kim Holderness
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Til Death Do Us... Fart 💀 If wedding vows were realistic, what would they say? Penn and I rewrite our vows If we knew then what we know now. (Also is watching episodes ahead of your partner on Netflix the worst kind of infidelity? You decide.)
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About the Holderness Family : Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles Holderness create original music, parodies, and Vlogs for YouTube and Facebook to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie).
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, I'm Kim Holderness. |
| 0:05.8 | And I'm Ben Holderness. |
| 0:07.2 | This is the Holderness Family Podcast and we thank you so much for joining us. |
| 0:10.7 | Yeah, we're very excited. |
| 0:11.7 | We're going back to doing it once a week now. |
| 0:14.3 | Instead of once a week. |
| 0:15.3 | The podcast. |
| 0:16.3 | Yes, what were you thinking I was talking about? |
| 0:17.8 | Oh. |
| 0:18.8 | Oh, doing it. |
| 0:19.8 | No. |
| 0:20.8 | Hopefully that's more than once a week. |
| 0:22.1 | So, but the podcast, we're going to try to do once a week now. |
| 0:27.4 | We've been going back to every other week because there've been a lot of other things going |
| 0:30.8 | on and Kim and I both kind of recently identified that this is good for us. |
| 0:35.8 | Yes. |
| 0:36.8 | Yes, podcast. |
| 0:37.8 | I don't know if it's good for you listening, but it's really good for us. |
| 0:39.3 | And it's all about us. |
| 0:40.3 | And I'm kidding. |
| 0:41.3 | Selfishly we love it. |
| 0:42.3 | And our goal is to have some great guests if you have ideas for guests in our way. |
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