This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Monday, traditionally the day that you hate.

Mind you, every Monday we say that, don't we? Every Monday I say to you, you're going to hate today.

And then by the end of the day, we've had a nice day. It's been a great month. Not great if you've had to pay your tax. It's all right if you're not

self-employed you. I'm going to worry about these things. And there will be people worrying.

Daniela Westbrook will be sitting there wondering, you know, looking down the back of the sofa for

odd coinage, I should imagine. You've got to pay your tax or file your, at least file your accounts. And if you don't, then you, um, then you get a fine. Then you get a fine.

Not so good, is it? Not so good. Anyway, where do we go with the celebrities for today?

Uh, we had Alicia Duval selling her story to the sun, as indeed I thought she probably would.

She's very dull. She's very boring. Um, she was a bit simple. In fact, that's an understatement. Stupid would be a better description of her. And she's done the usual thing today. You know, don't be like me. Darling, the trouble is, these people are so delusional. They seriously believe that they are some form of celebrity, which I suppose in a roundabout way they could be, although she doesn't feature in my book. I don't think she features him. I can't remember, actually, Felicia Duval, features in the Steve Allen,

so you want to be a celebrity pre-order on Amazon.

The final photograph of Anne Kirk Bride, I did thank Ray Reynolds this morning on the programme,

because he sent me in a couple of programmes.

One is her, This Is Your Life, which had a husband on there and loads of other people.

Really good. Really good stuff.

And she doesn't appear to have aged at all.

Looked exactly the same back then as she did now.

Anyway, they did a tribute to her.

Kim Marsh, of course, completely over-dramatized the whole thing.

You know, it's just, you know, listen, people die. Get over it. That's what happens.

Perris Hilton and Katie Hopkins, tempers flared in the celebrity Big Brother House.

You see, that's what they were hoping for with Katie Price. But because she's so boring, there's nothing that goes on there.

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